Blanks on a Blank

Speaking of humor-this cracked me UP! I've only watched the top 3 so far, but I knew I had to share.

Rules for the BLANK ON A BLANK Filmmaking Challenge:

Eligibility
Anyone can enter the BLANK ON A BLANK Filmmaking Challenge. There are no age restrictions and entry is open to amateurs and professionals alike. No one helping with the film, however, can be paid.

What happens when you sign up?
After you sign up for the BLANK ON A BLANK Filmmaking Challenge, you will be given a randomly chosen animal and a randomly chosen vehicle. Your team will have until Thursday, August 3 at midnight CST to upload a finished film to www.blankonablank.com.

Film Content:
There are no restrictions to the content of the film except for these 3 basic rules:

1) All films must be between 2 and 5 minutes long.
2) All films must be some sort of disaster film wherein your randomly chosen animal ends up on your randomly chosen vehicle.
3) All films must contain the line of dialogue "(your randomly chosen animal) on a mother fucking (your randomly chosen vehicle)."
4) The films can contain violence or nudity but in keeping with Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission regulations, we cannot allow anything that would be deemed pornography. You may not harm real animals or unwilling people in the making of your video.

See the films