December 05, 2006

Surely this is a sign of the Apocalypse

Good News for Movie Fans! Just when you thought life couldn't possibly get any better:

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan in Witches of Eastwick: "HOLLYWOOD - Viacom chairman, Sumner Redstone, is expected to announce early next week that Viacom subsidiary Paramount Pictures has signed Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan to star in a remake of the 1987 comedy-thriller The Witches of Eastwick."
Who are they going to get to play Nicholson's role? Ashton Kutcher???
I am really hoping that this turns out to be some sort of sick joke. But it really makes me want to watch the original now.

3 comments:

The Dude said...

Wait, does that mean that whoever plays that part gets to make out with Spears, Hilton and Lohan?!?!? Perhaps I'm channelling my inner Jaysan, but I think that Jessica Simpson should play Nicholson's role...

;)

Anonymous said...

That was the first R rated film I saw IN the theater! My friend Lesley and I snuck in. I was so terrified of being caught I barely remember the movie. I will NOT be seeing the remake.

Jaysan said...

Pick me! Pick me!!