April 26, 2008

Note to Self

Memorandum
To: Jen
From: Jen
Re: Pusher's house

Dear Jen,
Please remember that your friend Pusher makes a mean margarita. She uses the good tequila and she uses an adequate amount. They are the real deal. Going forward, if the situation presents itself again, you should probably only accept one (1) margarita.
You could maybe have two (2) if you have a huge pasta dinner beforehand or something, but check with me first. On a normal day, one (1) is plenty. Yes. PLENTY. Especially when you have to teach the next morning.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like someone had a good night... and a rough morning.

Unknown said...

LOL. Sorry, I shouldn't laugh but I can totally relate. That's the good thing about being a sub, I can always say no to the job the next day when I make a mistake like that. Poor Jen!

Kashka said...

The best part was how we were all just sitting there chatting and you went from zero to DRUNK in about five seconds. And, of course, I was more than happy to follow right along behind you....

Jaysan said...

My favorite part was what you did with that peanut butter!

Pusher said...

Oops? I hope Saturday wasn't too painful.