Dear Previous Owners (or maybe builders?) of our Home-
WTF? Seriously. What could you have possibly been thinking?
Grr,
Agitated Homeowner
Dear Laptop Gods,
I don't know what I may have done to anger you this year, but I promise to make it right. I will do whatever it takes to make it all up to you. What will it be? Blood sacrifice? Hunger strike? Monkey pyramid? Letter writing campaign? 1000 virgins? A burning pyre? Whatever it is, consider it done.
Faithfully yours,
Addicted to my mobile internet access
November 24, 2008
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100,000,000.00 virgins.
-your laptop
(or I bet your husband can fix it)
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