If you know me at all, you know that my #1 celebrity nemisis is Gwyneth Paltrow. (Creeping into second place is Angelina Jolie, but more about her another time.) I can not stand the Gwyneth. It bothers me that she is famous. It bothers me that she has a froggy face. It bothers me that she can't act. It bothers me that she exists. She's been pretty out of sight lately, (and that has been so nice!) Until the birth earlier this month of her baby boy that she named Moses. I came across this article about her and it made me laugh. Best quote:
Fact: Were you to invite Gwyneth Paltrow over for lunch, she would bring her own macrobiotic food in Tupperware containers, decline your silverware and tell you that your new pants are "slimming."
If you want to, you can read the whole thing here. She's not just like us.
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My celebrity nemesis is Owen Wilson, and he needs to drop off of the face of the earth. He is not even remotely close to funny.
Mine is also Gwyneth, and I read that article and I laughed and laughed...
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