June 20, 2006

Name Games

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name and current street name)
Brooks Hawes-
Guess I'm a man in soap opera land. Oh wait ,no! I'd be transgendered, there'd be a whole plot line about how my 3rd ex-wife found out I was really a woman while she was on a drunken binge, and I had kidnapped the millionaire's kid to collect ransom money for the operation, and then I was stuck in a mexican prison, but then my long lost sister turned up there too because she was doing charity work as a nun and then we escaped back to Pine Valley by... Whoa! Sorry, tangent.

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side, your favorite candy)
Beverly Lindt - I admit I had to think about this one, this sounded better than Beverly Chocolate though.

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME:
(first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
J-Dud (niiiice)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Dog

5. YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME:
(city where you were born, mothers maiden name)
I can't play this one since Dude is a security professional and I would never hear the end of it. : P

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden
name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Dud Ney Sam

7. JEDI NAME:
(middle name spelled backwards,
your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Skoorb nnyl

8. PORN STAR NAME:
(first pet, street you grew up on)
Lucky St.Clair - always a classic.

Now you!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Soap Opera: Phillip 38th Ave? Phillip 38? Hmmmm...seems more like my clone/android name.

Movie Star: Robert Cadbury. Not bad.

Fly Guy: D-Bec. I like that. Same as David Beckham's. :)

Detective: Green Cat. Hmmmm...nah.

Rockstar: I'm with Dude on the security thing.

Star Wars: Bectle Iph.

Jedi: Pillihp Elttink. Not as good as Bectle Iph.

Porn Star: Belle Martin. Nice. Except for the gender implications.

Anonymous said...

Soap Opera: Ellen 7th Ave. Yeah, I'm with Big Daddy here.

Movie Star: Leona Twix. Hm.

Fly Girl: S-Swa. No.

Detective: Blue Echidne.

RockStar: Fairmont SomethingScandinavian. Wouldn't look good on the shirts.

StarWars: Swaher Mys. I'm going with my _last_ pet's name.

Jedi Name: Don't we have the Mother's Maiden issue here, or can't the bad people read backwards?

Porn Star Name: Stanly Alamance. Stanly was also a girl (nice sexing of the kittens, Pop), so no real problem there.

Anonymous said...

Soap opera: I have no middle name! What do I do now?

Movie star : Lillyan Heath (now that's classy!)

Fly girl : A-Pra (doesn't really work)

Detective name : Blue Cat (what are they really going for here?)

Rockstar : S.P. Malone (woohoo!)

Star wars : Pra Rnd Gwy ermmm...

Jedi : I HAVE NO MIDDLE NAME!!

Porn star : Princess Dale The princess part works but Dale?? It's SO not porn start quality!

Anonymous said...

1. Soap Opera: Serena Third. My soap opera dreams are crushed.

2. Movie Star: Marie McElrath (which is much less unwieldy than Marie Dark Chocolate with Lavender and Black Peppercorn, but not nearly glamorous enough).

3. "Fly Girl": ...um, no.

4. Detective: I think somebody watched Cowboy Bebop, decided "the Black Dog" was an awesome nickname and came up with this without considering any of the other possible permutations.

5. Rockstar: Minneapolis. Okay, right now every Dakota and Montana and Cheyenne in the exurbs should take a moment and think about how much worse it could've been.

6. Star Wars: Again with the first three letters of my last name! I'm using the last three instead. Tak Uin Maj

7. Jedi: Aneres Niuore[]

8. Porn Star: Puffy Knox. I dunno, I think "Puffy" is a little disturbing.

Anonymous said...

My Soap Opera name: James Sheridan

My Movie Star name: Milton Reese

My Detective name: Polo G. Cairn

My Star Wars name: Dud Iss Tes

My Porn Star name: Wolfgang Hawthorne

Anonymous said...

SOAP OPERA NAME: Melissa Bracken Wood I'd probably have to go with Melissa Bracken 'cuz Melissa Wood is just too common sounding.

MOVIE STAR NAME: Elsie Licorice

"FLY GIRL" NAME: J-Hug Hmmm...makes me think Hello Kitty goes rapping.

DETECTIVE NAME: Well, to try to vary things a little, let's make it... Periwinkle Feline. :)

ROCKSTAR NAME: Monroe I'd be a single-namer like Cher or Madonna.

STAR WARS NAME: Hug Ner Tal

JEDI NAME: You know Pusher's problem with the three letters of the last name? Yeah, similar problem with my middle name spelled backwards.

PORN STAR NAME: Happy Rural Route 1 Guess I'm not destined to be a porn star... that sounds more like my horse-sidekick's name... like Trigger or something.