August 18, 2006

Dark humor

You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes,
though not by any diseaese, because that is another option
on this test. You will probably just silently pass away
in the night from old age, and people you love won't
realize until the next morning, when you are all purple
and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

Natural Causes

93%

Disappear

73%

Gunshot

60%

Posion

60%

Bomb

60%

Accident

47%

Suicide

47%

Suffocated

40%

Stabbed

33%

Cut Throat

33%

Drowning

27%

Disease

20%

Eaten

20%

How Will You Die??
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poison. Poison?? Really? Natural causes was next. Drowning was 0 since I didn't want to go deep sea diving. But Poison? How strange.

Ms. Huis Herself said...

Also a "Natural Causes" girl at 80%, but I'm a little worried that the next three are poison 73%, cut throat 73%, and gunshot 67%. Dang! Guess I better start watching my back.

Syl said...

How depressing. Suicide.

Allknowingjen said...

Yeah um, suicide, not really funny. Though it does make me wonder which questions lead to which outcome.

Kashka said...

I had this trifecta as a tie:

Stabbing
Suicide
Just Disappear

I guess because I live alone and I'm not happy all the time. So, if I just disappear, please tell the cops that the internet said I was going to stab myself. With my sweet, sweet Wüsthof.

Anonymous said...

Natural causes, but not by a huge margin:

Natural Causes 67%
Bomb 53%
Posion 47%
Gunshot 47%
Suicide 40%
Disappear 33%
Stabbed 33%
Eaten 33%
Cut Throat 20%
Accident 20%
Suffocated 13%
Disease 13%
Drowning 7%

Anonymous said...

It's suicide for me, apparently. Huh. Never pictured myself as an off-myself kinda guy.

That was followed by Disappear, though, which I kind of like. There's a bit of mystery surrounding a disappearance. I could live with that. Or could I?

3rd was Natural Causes. Meh. Boring.