Have you played this one yet?
Type “[your first name] needs” into Google’s search engine and list the first five results.
Here are mine:
- Jen needs to have a session or two with a therapist. (sure, it couldn't hurt)
- Oprah speaks, Jen needs a break. "Come on up to my home, Jen. My twelve person staff will make you feel better!" (Clearly, O has been reading my blog and is trying to get back on my good side!)
- Jen needs your help... Sign an online petition, it's quick & easy (then send cash!)
- Jen needs ink (um, sure)
- Jen needs a haircut (very true!)
- Jen needs to be a My Little Pony! (it's like Google is reading my mind)
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With my real name, it's boring, mostly people reporting what they found when they typed "X needs" into Google. But, "Kashka needs" returned this interesting bit of info:
"Kashka had serious dental needs."
I had the same thing as Temp with my real name results. I'm a little afraid to try "Pusher needs", especially here at work.
I think I should maybe be concerned... at least based on my first response...
Jill needs counseling to help her heal her childhood wounds and to learn to cope
Jill needs to learn that it's normal for someone to have a bad day
Jill needs to earn enough money to buy a new skateboard that costs $48.50. (Hee hee, I'm a story problem!)
Jill needs our help...one more time...let's do it
Jill needs to come home
I'm especially amused by that last one.
It's ok pusher, it looks work safe to me:
2 good ones:
Most importantly, your pusher needs to be safe and sturdy.
The pusher needs to be there. Don't prep the car and then call a pusher. ...
Oh, it totally counts as your post for today... but maybe you should try to go to bed sooner in general! I was just reading about how "Sleep Deprivation Creating 'Nation of Walking Zombies.'"
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id
=2635961&page=1&technology=true
Which reminds me (especially since you did a round-up of loose ends the other day) - did you do the Zombie Pub Crawl after all?
Interesting idea...
"It was speculated, as suggested by the communication sampling, that Todd needs messages that have not been anticipated by the person designing the overlay." - Wow
"Todd needs to know he has friends on the outside thinking about him." - Nice, but I don't like the implecations of "on the outside".
"Todd needs more pictures; Todd needs less pictures." - Hmmm...
"Todd needs to follow the rules that he has been aware of all along." - *sigh*
"Todd needs a disclaimer." - My first thought was, "anymore, don't we all". But this is interesting. Why WOULD I need a disclaimer? Does it need to be permanently tatooed, worn, or just included with emails and mentioned on phone calls. And would it hold up in court?
Jodi needs deliverance from lust, unforgiveness, and the mental attacks.
Jodi needs to excuse herself from the table and leave through the nearest exit.
The old gray lady is eating it's young: why the Times needs Jodi
Jodi Rave: Media needs more Native journalists
AND:
Jodi needs a ticket to ride.
Maybe my dreams are in a random Google search somewhere?
Mine are pretty predictable:
Jackson State Forest Needs Your Help
Jakcson State Forest needs your letters NOW!
Oak Forest needs work-houston homes for sale classifieds
School Forest Needs Assessment
The Haunted Forest needs you (Volunteers)
Well the last one's pretty acurate...any volunteers?
OK, mine suck:
Jason needs to SHUT UP
Why Jason needs a Pismo (this one is true)
Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat (appropriate, but still sucks)
Jason needs your micro-cash (actually it should read macro-cash)
Jason needs to put on his shirt... (bah, nudity is the way to go)
Jason needs to stop acting like he is such a P*I*M*P (should read H*O*)
and then it dwindles.
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