Mom Superpowers I'd like to have...

1. The ability to make children instantly fall asleep. I'd also settle for a state of suspended animation.
   
2. The ability to change a stinky diaper without having to actually change a stinky diaper.
   
3. Instant potty-training.
4. Some kind of voodoo where teenagers can only tell me the truth about where they are going and with whom. Not so useful now, but I am thinking that this will come in handy in 14 years or so.
5. Wipe out colds/viruses/teething/rashes and other maladies with a single kiss.
   
6. Painless labor and delivery. (Also? Those last 4 weeks of pregnancy should be pain free.)
   
7. Instant and effective baby proofing so as not to have to repeat "Ack! no, that's dangerous!" 15 kajillion times a day.
8. Multiple retractable arms, probably some with various gadgets attached.
9. The ability to pack up and leave the house with a child in under 5 minutes.
   
10. The ability to stop time or go back in time (It'd be hard not to abuse this one, but I'd try to only use it wisely and momentarily, like Hiro).

In exchange for these powers, I'm totally willing to put up with an Achilles' heel (like kryptonite) or an arch nemesis (like Gwyneth Paltrow), or a magical prop (like a wand, or a cape, or a lasso), or all of the above. I'd even wear the spandex.