I dream about blogging

Last night (well, this morning really) I had a dream that someone hacked into my blog and was impersonating me. It wasn't even a very good impersonation- the writing "style" was all wrong. But all of you lovely readers completely fell for it. Even though they were making up outlandish half-truths about me.
Though the Dude tells me that it wasn't even really a hack, since in my dream, the hacker had somehow just gotten a hold of my log in password. "That's not hacking, that's theft." Leave it to my husband to be technical about security issues in my dreamworld...
The point is that my lack of blogging lately is weighing on my subconscious mind. Perhaps if I leave you with a fun meme you and I will both sleep better, hmmm?

Age Meme (got this from thisCorrosion's LJ)

Fell in love? 14 (I know, I know, kid stuff. But I always promised myself that I wouldn't discount those feelings just because I was young at the time.)
Got a MySpace account? um? I think 32?
Got drunk? 18 -although I'd had liquor, I never got drunk until I went to college.
Smoked weed? 15 or 16
Got french kissed? 14
Went to the hospital for surgery? 17 (knee)
Got your heart broken badly? 21 (thank god I was of legal drinking age by then...)
Lost a pet? 8
Got arrested? Never
Smoked a cigarette? 13
Broken a bone? Never.
Went to a concert? 15 (INXS)
Got your own cell phone? 26? Not really sure.
Got a speeding ticket? 25. I know I had gotten pulled over before, but I don't think I'd ever gotten a speeding ticket until the day I was on my way to Dude's graduation and I was late. 85 in a 55. Whoops!
Ran away? Never.
Sneaked out of the house? 15. To this day I can't believe I got away with it.
Pierced other than your ears? Still on my "to do" list. ;)
Got a tattoo? 23
Bought porn? I don't think I ever have.
Totaled a car? Never.
Moved out of your parents house? 18.
Had a kid? 32
Got married? 28
How old are you now? 34