September 06, 2007

Gwyneth shows us how to cook

I guess Gwyneth wants to be a chef now. However, she hasn't been trained in the culinary arts, and only eats macrobiotic foods, so she is going to make her friend Mario Batali do all of the actual work. If all goes well, it will air on PBS. (Mario has just been let go from the Food Network apparently- so he's free to be at Gwyneth's beck and call.)
I can't even imagine the weird trainwreck this will be.

6 comments:

Kashka said...

All the more pork and beef for the rest of us, I say.

The Dude said...

Good--- I never like Mario on FoodTV anyway. Oh, wait. We were talking about Froggyface? How could anyone look at her and then want to eat? :)

Anonymous said...

Seriously? Ugh, she seems nice enough but she kind of bugs,,, but so does Mario Batali. They'll make a good pairing. Mario's show never interested me so it's not a loss for the FN as far as I'm concerned. I will say, the only thing that went through my mind when I saw this was, "Mario's Gwyneth's bitch." Hope you don't mind me swearing on your blog. But it did make me laugh.

nejyerf said...

maybe attila could teach her some of the finer points of cooking?

does this mean that mario won't be on iron chef anymore?

Pusher said...

Oh, shut up, Gwyneth.

Also, it's nice to see that The Dude's got your back on the whole celebrity nemesis thing. That was some quality cattiness above!

Attila the Mom said...

Oh geez. <---running like hell in the other direction!