Dear Baked Cheetos (not the "natural" kind, the baked orange-y kind) -
I love you. Seriously love you and desire you and don't want to be without you. Your 100 calorie packs were not enough and I told you I wanted more. That was not wise, I am a married woman. Now our relationship is too intense and I have to break it off. If I don't you will be the end of me. It's not you, it's me, but this has to end. No, don't cry. Please don't cry. Oh, okay, you can stay until this bag is gone, but after that I can't see you anymore.
- Snacky
4 comments:
Oh, the fat ones or the shrivelly ones? 'Cuz I can't get enough of the shrivelly ones.
*drool*
P.S. Nice pic! I notice you don't even have an orange-y mouth! ;)
mmmm.....orange food....processed cheese food.....*Drool*
I tried the giant ones the other day. I was unimpressed.
I'm still boycotting Cheetos because of how deeply I loathe their recent ad campaign.
God I miss them.
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